dekutrickortreet:

telapathetic:

when u haven’t masturbated in ages and

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damn imma stop masturbating for a while so i can grow cannons on my back and launch torrents of water at people

(Source: telapathetic, via jonnythaaan)

zaynandrihanna:

*goes to little mix meet and greet to give perrie a high five BC that hand been around zayn’s dick*

(via luaren)

zubat:

I’m cute and I’m smart and I’m creative and there are people who love me and care about me and there are so many animals to see and kiss and pet and there are so many flowers to smell and so many people to meet and so much of the world to explore and life is cool

(via klainky)

the-anal-rapist:

*purposely drop something in front of my crush*

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(via pizza)

(Source: billuminati, via terrakion)

memyselfandhate:

iamonlydorb:

sucysucyfivedolla:

the inside of your butt is warm enough to hardboil an egg

oh no I’m not falling for this one again

what

(via christianmingle)

(Source: gif-weenus, via beyoncevevo)

tattoooedhearts:

before listening to beyoncé

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after listening to beyoncé

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(via michaxl)

(Source: ashtenirwn, via condom)

anus:

MY MUM JUST GOT SNAPCHAT IM DYING

(via pizza)